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  Featuring: Jakwob — Electrify

  If, like us, you’ve just been paid after what felt like the longest month in history, you’ll probably be feeling pretty pleased with yourself. Flush, even.

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  O’Neill Evolution: snow, air, girls and CHEESE

  Once a year, the world’s most fearless snowboarders make the journey high up into the Alps to make use of an intimidating ramp known only as ‘Big Air’...

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  Is Georgia Salpa the world's sexiest woman?

  Currently, bookmakers will give you 25/1 that Irish glamour model and recent Celebrity Big Brother evictee Georgia Salpa will take the top spot.

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  Are your true stories as good as this?

  We know you're a bunch of hilarious mother funkers and we want to know all about your crackpot lives. Look at this amazing photo, and then BEAT IT.

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  Haven’t you bought the mag yet? YOUCRAZY?

  See that gift horse? The hot one? Rubbing up against you and neighing in your ear all seductive-like? Stop looking in its moosh and buy the damn mag!

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  Why not buy all your clothes from 99p Stores?

  99p Stores are being bought out for £60m. Before their new owners jack up the prices, we decided to take advantage of the fashion bargains available.

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  Send us your tattoo pics and stories!

  Got a tattoo? Got a story about it? Want to share it with us and our readers? Want us to give you some free stuff to say faaaaanks? Then email right HERE.

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  Helen Skelton and four other superior girlfriends

  Helen Skelton just made it to the South Pole. We can basically guarantee that's more impressive than anything you've ever done.

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  BONG! It’s the news! Marky Mark done a silly!

  Sociable paedos, internet blackouts, mean Scotland and a bloke who used to perform Eurodance with The Funky Bunch saying he could've prevented 9/11.

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  We go Walking In The Air with Roll Deep

  Roll Deep is the La Masia of grime artists. Wiley, Dizzee Rascal, Tinchy Stryder and Skepta all cut their hip hop teeth in the London-based collective...

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  Georgia Salpa got evicted off Big Brother

  So, lovely Georgia Salpa got booted off Celebrity Big Brother last night. If we'd been watching, we'd probably be even more upset that we are now.

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  Megaupload: A Eulogy from FHM

  Yesterday, video streaming and file-hosting site Megaupload was shut down by the US Government. We shed a tear, and share our memories.

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