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  • Out On A Limb Out On A Limb

    In a hospital for victims of land mines...

  • Rear Of The Horse Rear Of The Horse

    A man ended up in a hospital today...

  • A Tale Of Mail A Tale Of Mail

    A dog goes to a telegram office...

  • Cannibal Capers Cannibal Capers

    Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? A: He wiped his bum.

  • Feeling Fruity Feeling Fruity

    Patient: “Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my bum.” Doctor: “I’ve got some cream for that.”

  • Run Iran Run Run Iran Run

    What does Tehran have in common with Hiroshima? Nothing. Yet.

  • Intensive Care Intensive Care

    An upper class hospital board member is being shown round...

  • Lush Crush Lush Crush

    Three guys meet up in a bar...

  • Gary Glitter Gary Glitter

    What’s the difference between...Gary Glitter and Arthur Scargill?...Arthur Scargill hasn’t touched a miner’s helmet...

  • Drunk Driving Drunk Driving

    A bloke is driving happily along in his car...

  • Bantam Booty Bantam Booty

    Two dwarves are walking through the back streets...

  • Blood On the Tracks Blood On the Tracks

    A guy goes to the pub and says to his friend...

  • Spanks for the memory Spanks for the memory

    My wife and her friend were having a conversation...

  • Heather Mills Heather Mills

    What’s the difference between Heather Mills and your car? You don’t burst out laughing whenever your car has a...

  • Pavarotti's Passing Pavarotti's Passing

    Due to the sad death of Luciano Pavarotti...the three tenors will now be known as twenty quid.

  • Oooo Matron Oooo Matron

    I went to see the nurse...

  • Ronaldo Munchies Ronaldo Munchies

    Brazil’s Ronaldo pulls into a fast food drive-in...

  • On Your Bike On Your Bike

    A little old lady decides to join the Hell’s Angels...

  • Pet Hate Pet Hate

    A man wanders into a shop...

  • Hair Care Hair Care

    A woman goes to the doctor...

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