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  • PMT...CJD PMT...CJD

    One attacks the cow’s brain...

  • Princess' Carriage Princess' Carriage

    What did Princess Di turn into at midnight? A wall.

  • Chelsea's Export Chelsea's Export

    Chelsea has launched a new aftershave...

  • Pavaroti's Pooped Pavaroti's Pooped

    They ordered an extra-large funeral car...

  • Say What You See Say What You See

    A guy decides to have a party...

  • Body Of Evidence Body Of Evidence

    A guy manages to get this hot girl back to his house...

  • Cop Off Cop Off

    One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver...

  • Eat Your Words Eat Your Words

    A man’s running his eye over a menu...

  • Lion Tamer Lion Tamer

    Frank: did you read about the lion-tamer...

  • Street Wise Street Wise

    Old lady: do you always play by ear? Street musician: yes, lady, ‘ere, there, over there…

  • Pitching Personalities Pitching Personalities

    A guy goes to a psychiatrist...

  • Country Cooking Country Cooking

    Q: What’s the difference between a cross-country run and Anthony Worrall Thompson? A: Well, one’s a pant in the...

  • Don Sit There Don Sit There

    A history professor and a psychology professor...

  • High Jinks High Jinks

    I had car crash the other day.I went right up someone’s arse. The driver got out and happened to be a dwarf. He said...

  • Celebrity Pizza Celebrity Pizza

    I phoned my local pizza restaurant the other day and I ordered a thin n crispy supreme. They sent me Diana Ross.

  • Duvet Death Duvet Death

    Killed a duvet the other day. To be honest, I’m feeling a bit quilty about it.

  • Teddy Totty Teddy Totty

    After a woman meets a man in a bar...

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