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Web Wisdom: Martin Keown's ball to the face
Football’s a beautiful thing full of beautiful moments. But of all the great occurences, the best moment is always...
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AstronautiLOLS — astronauts falling over
*BEEP* "That's one small step for man..." *BEEP* "...one giant leap...
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Barack ditches sentences and rocks out
We like the new way that Obama is delivering speeches. He's done away with 'sentences' and 'logic' and instead is giving...
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Lebedev fancies a run at Mayweather
Political debate is great, isn't it? You get some old blokes in suits and then BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA. And sometimes...
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What, you’ve never seen an otter doing magic?
You probably think this is nonsense. Otters can't do magic, can they? Well hear this: The otter subfamily 'Lutrinae'...
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Squirrel likes football and possibly drugs
Sometimes women play football. This is always a good thing. Sometimes when women play football, a squirrel comes and...
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San Francisco: made of toothpicks and balls
Men are good at building. It's what men do. Some men build mighty nations and some men build great machines. This...
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The 'Eat Pumba' multi language challenge!
Here's a song that's basically Timon asking you to kill and eat his best friend, Pumba. Except in lots of different...
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New Jokes, submitted by FHM readers
A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands....
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Getafe C.F. get sexy to recruit new fans
If you live in Spain and support anyone other than Barcelona or Real Madrid, we salute you. Unfortunately, that salute...
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Rooster covering Rebecca Black tracks
Say what you want about Rebecca Black, but PRAISE THE ROOSTER. It is the male chicken version of pavarotti. It too...
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Seagull goes looting in Cardiff
The riots have shocked us all but prepare to fall off your chair with this news. Now animals are looting too...
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Real Madrid defeat 100+ Chinese children
Real Madrid are pretty good at football. So good in fact that they can beat almost 10 times their number in Chinese...
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Riot umbrella - Ineffective against police
You've probably noticed that there's been a bit of civil disobedience in the UK recently. Except it's not really civil...
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Straw + Boobs = MUSICAL GENIUS
There are a lot of cool musical instruments in the world. Guitars are pretty awesome, you can play screaming rock solos...
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Electrofunky Planet Of The Apes!
Scary monkeys are big news right now, what with Rise of Planet Of The Apes tearing through cinemas worldwide, and public...
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Beluga whale loves Mariachi music
It must suck to be stuck in captivity. Luckily, every now and then a Mariachi band comes along and serenades you, which...
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Man mows lawn in hideous hailstorm
As we all know, mowing the lawn is a serious business. After all, you gotta keep the grass looking tight and...
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The explosive life of a firework...
Ever wondered what it is like to be a firework? OK maybe not. But you'll probably find the idea of strapping cameras...
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Death metal vocal practice looks fun
You know that genre of metal music with the shouting and the guitars and the morbid lyrics? 'Course you do. You may...