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Play Lance Armstrong Bingo while you watch his Oprah confession interview
Don't be a dope. Everyone's doing it. Will Armstrong tick all the right boxes?...
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Horsemeat burger revelations spark amazing Twitter puns
Because making jokes about it distracts us from the fact that beef's been making it into our horseburgers!...
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Who is the horsiest striker? Didier Drogba vs Ruud van Nistelrooy
Didier Drogba is due to leave the Chelsea stable, while Ruud van Nistelrooy is putting himself out to pasture. But...
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Web Wisdom: Martin Keown's ball to the face
Football’s a beautiful thing full of beautiful moments. But of all the great occurences, the best moment is always...
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AstronautiLOLS — astronauts falling over
*BEEP* "That's one small step for man..." *BEEP* "...one giant leap...
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Barack ditches sentences and rocks out
We like the new way that Obama is delivering speeches. He's done away with 'sentences' and 'logic' and instead is giving...
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Lebedev fancies a run at Mayweather
Political debate is great, isn't it? You get some old blokes in suits and then BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA. And sometimes...
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What, you’ve never seen an otter doing magic?
You probably think this is nonsense. Otters can't do magic, can they? Well hear this: The otter subfamily 'Lutrinae'...
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Squirrel likes football and possibly drugs
Sometimes women play football. This is always a good thing. Sometimes when women play football, a squirrel comes and...
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San Francisco: made of toothpicks and balls
Men are good at building. It's what men do. Some men build mighty nations and some men build great machines. This...
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The 'Eat Pumba' multi language challenge!
Here's a song that's basically Timon asking you to kill and eat his best friend, Pumba. Except in lots of different...
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New Jokes, submitted by FHM readers
A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands....
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Getafe C.F. get sexy to recruit new fans
If you live in Spain and support anyone other than Barcelona or Real Madrid, we salute you. Unfortunately, that salute...
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Rooster covering Rebecca Black tracks
Say what you want about Rebecca Black, but PRAISE THE ROOSTER. It is the male chicken version of pavarotti. It too...
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Seagull goes looting in Cardiff
The riots have shocked us all but prepare to fall off your chair with this news. Now animals are looting too...
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Real Madrid defeat 100+ Chinese children
Real Madrid are pretty good at football. So good in fact that they can beat almost 10 times their number in Chinese...
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Riot umbrella - Ineffective against police
You've probably noticed that there's been a bit of civil disobedience in the UK recently. Except it's not really civil...
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Straw + Boobs = MUSICAL GENIUS
There are a lot of cool musical instruments in the world. Guitars are pretty awesome, you can play screaming rock solos...
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Electrofunky Planet Of The Apes!
Scary monkeys are big news right now, what with Rise of Planet Of The Apes tearing through cinemas worldwide, and public...
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Beluga whale loves Mariachi music
It must suck to be stuck in captivity. Luckily, every now and then a Mariachi band comes along and serenades you, which...