lois-griffinFull name: Lois Patrice Griffin
DOB: 1971
Place of birth: Quahog, Rhode Island
Occupation: Housewife

Lois Griffin Facts

Her brother Patrick sounds an awful lot like Robert Downey Jr.

She once had an affair with former US President Bill Clinton.

She’s a former boxer, newsreader and mayor of Quahog.

Why We Love Lois Griffin

Poor Marge Simpson. Once upon a time, she was placing in FHM 100 Sexiest as the hottest cartoon mom. Could 2014 be the year that Lois finally makes her mark?

As far as FHM is concerned, it is 100% OK to fancy Lois. However, it is NOT OK to be one of the many ‘artists’ out there filling up Google Images with weird Lois porn. That’s just not OK.