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FHM's 10 crap things about Blue Peter
The BBC are cancelling the show that ruined childhood for all of us. FHM recounts our top ten sh*t things about the show...
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Funny viral of the week: Shackleton the dog chases a wallaby in Kent
Not since Benton gave chase to a herd of deer in Richmond Park last year has a dog video tickled us quite like Shackleton's antics here...
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German drops ancient Mayan skull, Apocalypse still on for 21-12-12
A slippery-fingered German has just brought us one step closer to the end of days by dropping a magic Mayan skull. Find out what's in store the world now...
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We asked the American Pie: Reunion cast some questions...
1999 was a simpler time... when Rover cars were still rolling off the production line and the news was full of Bill Clinton getting in trouble for getting a blowjob
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Funny viral of the week: Dr Hedgeh gets seriously pissed
Another week, another bunch of LOL-inducing bumph clogging up your inbox, with this pissy note being our current favourite...
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Ashley Young is a diving w*nker (says the Taiwanese news)
One thing’s for certain: the Taiwanese news is the best there is. Jon Snow, colourful socks just aren’t cutting it anymore; you need to buck your ideas up...
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Cesc Fabregas did a silly dance so Lionel Messi could score a free-kick
Our favourite part of this whole farce is the length of time Messi takes over the free-kick. The world's greatest player has always struck us as...
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JOKE OF THE DAY: An awkward customer
Cursed with a bald head and a wooden leg, a man is surprised to learn that he’s been invited to a fancy dress party. Deciding that he might pull...
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Barack Obama is the Easter Bunny
No, wait, he’s just best mates with the Easter Bunny, which makes even less sense. Does no one else find it suspicious that the Easter Bunny brings eggs?
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Excited about the Masters? You will be when you see dinosaurs!
When Sky Sports saw this footage, they described it as “blasphemous”. Ridiculous. Everyone knows God loves crazy golf...
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JOKE OF THE DAY: The taxman cometh
A Yuletide meal at an expensive restaurant is disturbed when a woman starts screaming. 'My son's choking!' she cries. 'He's swallowed...
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JOKE OF THE DAY: Happy meal?
One cold winter evening, an elderly couple wander into a fast-food restaurant. As the young families look on, the old gent walks up...