If we've learnt anything from talking to beautiful woman (and constantly being rejected by them) over the years, it's that chat-up lines are generally a no-go area.

Unless you're Ryan Gosling and have enough jokey charisma to start your own religion, the chances are if you go straight in with 'the line,' you're going to end up spooning your pillow before the night comes to an end.

As our Dad once told us, the real key to talking to beautiful woman is: "Confidence and being yourself. But not so much like yourself that you're creepy. Because you're usually quite creepy."

Here are ten doozies that you should never use, ever. And for those of you that do, learn and adapt, fellas...

10 The opportunist

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09  The show off

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08  The 'hillarious' cheeky chappychat-up-line-01

 07  The smarmy confident one

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06  The slightly creepy twist on the classic

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05 The borderline casual racism one

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04 The straight to the point one

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03  The 'I'm charming and nerdy' one

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02 The (dated) popular culture lover

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01 The 'are you actually serious?' one

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