If we've learnt anything from talking to beautiful woman (and constantly being rejected by them) over the years, it's that chat-up lines are generally a no-go area.
Unless you're Ryan Gosling and have enough jokey charisma to start your own religion, the chances are if you go straight in with 'the line,' you're going to end up spooning your pillow before the night comes to an end.
As our Dad once told us, the real key to talking to beautiful woman is: "Confidence and being yourself. But not so much like yourself that you're creepy. Because you're usually quite creepy."
Here are ten doozies that you should never use, ever. And for those of you that do, learn and adapt, fellas...
10 The opportunist
09 The show off
08 The 'hillarious' cheeky chappy
07 The smarmy confident one
06 The slightly creepy twist on the classic
05 The borderline casual racism one
04 The straight to the point one
03 The 'I'm charming and nerdy' one
02 The (dated) popular culture lover
01 The 'are you actually serious?' one
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