We're incredibly proud of this month's issue and, if you let us, we'll talk your ear off about it. But to save everyone's time, energy and ears, here's a taster of what's in store when you pick up your copy...

01 Ross Noble is manlier than Ray bleeding Winstone

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02 Dieting to lose your beer belly makes you sniff other people's cake

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03 Biffy Clyro's new album is going to blow your mind

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04 Chalet girls can be dark, dark horses

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05 And most important of all, Helen Flanagan is ridiculously sexy
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