We're incredibly proud of this month's issue and, if you let us, we'll talk your ear off about it. But to save everyone's time, energy and ears, here's a taster of what's in store when you pick up your copy...
01 Ross Noble is manlier than Ray bleeding Winstone
02 Dieting to lose your beer belly makes you sniff other people's cake
03 Biffy Clyro's new album is going to blow your mind
04 Chalet girls can be dark, dark horses
05 And most important of all, Helen Flanagan is ridiculously sexy
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