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01 The flash and zoom on your camera phone are a waste of time.
02 How to make candied pork with pineapple salsa. Ommy nom nom.
03 Jesse Eisenberg is terrified of Las Vegas.
04 The average carnivorous gentleman consumes around 9,000 kilos of meat in his lifetime.
05 Kaley Cuoco will kick your ass at table tennis.
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