Who knew that Austrian bodybuilder Arnold Schwarzenegger’s attempt to make a documentary about the famous Rio carnival would turn out so, well, weird? Oh, you did? Yeah, us too, really.

We realise that five minutes in internet-time is half-an-hour of real-time, but if you don’t want to watch it all we suggest watching the bit with the ‘sex-carrot’ – it starts at about 4:19.