He's both a posh-voiced serenade master and a military-trained madman. How will he fare?

01 What’s the biggest thing you’ve set on fire?

I’ve blown up a few tanks and the odd building when I was in the army. You can’t get much bigger.
Bloke 

02 What do you have on your toast?
Marmite. It’s really good for the throat. I sometimes have squeezy Marmite on stage so I can eat some and continue with the concert. Once, I missed my mouth. When the lights came back I looked like I’d been rimming.
Bloke 

03 Have you ever eaten a raw egg?

Only on top of steak tartare. I live in Ibiza and they always have that stuff in French restaurants.
Not bloke   

04 Have you ever cried when people from broken homes sing really well on The X Factor?
I’ve never cried, but I’d like to think my empathy level is high for the people on the show in the first place. I feel their pain.
Not bloke 

05 How are you at DIY?
I studied aerospace manufacturing engineering at university and recently bought a plane with my dad. It arrived in 10,000 pieces and we’ve just finished it. He’s now flying it around.
Bloke 

06 Have you ever rescued an animal?
A few. The last one was a moose in Canada that was tied to a fence. It was quite a frightening beast to get involved with because it was really fucking big. It was bigger than a cow and it took a few of us to do it.
Bloke 

07 Have you ever thought, however briefly, that you might be Jesus?

No. Recently, on Twitter, some guy said, “Why have you only got 200,000 followers?” and I replied, “Jesus only needed 12.” But I promise that at no stage did I mean to compare myself to Jesus.
Bloke 

08 Have you ever puked while walking or running?
I’ve thrown up a lot. I’m sure at times I’ve been running to reach a bog, but I’ve never been on a run and thrown up. It’s normally alcohol-induced.
Bloke 

09 What’s the biggest sandwich you’ve made?
After every gig when we’ve tumbled back on to the tour bus drunk, ham and cheese toasties are our main source of food. On a standard night, I’ll probably eat two of them, with a maximum of five.
Bloke 

10 Have you ever put your penis through your legs and pretended to be a girl?
No, but I’ve witnessed it. Perhaps that’s just as bad. Wearing women’s clothes, though, is a completely different matter…
Not bloke   

11 What sort of manly nicknames have you had?

My nickname is really boring and obvious. Everyone just calls me Blunty. Sticking a ‘y’ on the end is the standard British format for nicknames. Although the press like to call me Cunt.
Bloke 

12 Do you abide by best-before dates?
No. They’re lies, surely? It depends what it is, as well. If it’s something you really like, it’s easier to risk it than go to the shops. It seems like a waste if it’s something you really fucking enjoy. If it’s for someone else, I’m willing to take the risk if I think I can get away with it.
Bloke 

13 What’s in your pockets right now?

I’m not wearing trousers. I’m speaking to you from my bed while watching Traffic Cops, so I don’t have any pockets.
Bloke

14 What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever drunk beer from?

A tortoise shell, a shell casing from ammunition and some other weird ones. Oh, and a boot.
Bloke 

15 Have you ever twerked?
I’ve never tried. I just don’t have the hips for it. But I am an admirer.
Bloke

SCORE: 12/15
Thanks to Marmite mouth, moose rescue and Twitter owning, it’s an impressive result for you, Blunty.

This month's challenger: David Koechner

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