Do you ever feel a little jealous at the sight of our American friends going batshit crazy across the pond on July 4?
Do you want an excuse to unleash an Armageddon-summoning amount of fireworks and eat, drink and be exceptionally merry?
Then you're in luck! This July 4 brings you something worth getting your novelty shot glasses out for...
It's the brand new issue of FHM!
It's on our desks and it's about to get into your hungry little eyeballs. Read on to find out what you'll be reading this month...
Would Wife: Lorenza
Meet the new queen of the horror screen, and the latest star of your sexiest nightmares.
Become King Of The Grill
Our very own master of meat, DJ BBQ, pulls rank and reveals the pro's tips that'll upgrade your next sausage fest.
Synthetic drugs are potent, unpredictable and totally legal. FHM finds out just how easy it is to score in 2013.
FHM Hero: Idris Elba
From gory Crimewatch re-enactments to rumours of James Bond, via The Wire, we catch up with Big Driis to talk of his Hollywood invasion.
FHM Style: Swimming Shorts
FHM heads to La Rochelle to test out this season's hottest swimming shorts with the world's best pro cliff divers.
The Hollyoaks Girls
That's right. Jorgie Porter, Gemma Merna and Jennifer Metcalfe are here to bring you the sexiest summer ever. Take a look at the teaser video.