To celebrate the release of Family Guy Season 12 on DVD, FHM picks out the most hilarious moments in the Griffin family history.
Selecting the greatest scenes from the greatest cartoon ever made is a bit like trying to choose Pele’s best goals. But in the name of comedy, here are our top scenes from the show’s 14-year history. Giggity.
I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
The expression on Stewie’s face as he removes Peter’s curly nipple hair from his mouth, after partaking in some inadvertent baby-on-man breastfeeding, says more than words ever could.
Long John Peter
Who would have thought that a grown man spending 41 silent seconds trying to throw a dead bullfrog out of a window could be so piss-your-pants hilarious?
Be Careful What You Fish For
Ricky Gervais trades in dislikeable David Brent for dislikeable dolphin Billy Finn, who moves in with the Griffins after doing Peter a favour. If you thought dolphins were cute, think again.
After Peter drops an E, he proceeds to stroke Stewie and Brian (“Oh Brian, your ears…your ears are like dog ears!”), before writhing around the floor in his pants.
Stewie Loves Lois
“Lois. Lois. Lois. Lois. Lois. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mummy. Mummy. Mummy. Mama. Mama. Mama. Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mummy. Mummy. Mama. Mama. Mama.” “What?” “Hi.” Best scene ever?
Family Guy Viewer Mail #2
In Chap Of The Manor, we’re introduced to a British version of the Griffins. You’ll want to rewind and watch the post-chase British swear again and again.
The walkie-talkie scene – which takes place during Brian and Stewie’s ill-fated house renovation – is so funny that we could watch it over and over. And over.
Stewie Goes For A Drive
“Look Peter, I’m attracted to you in the way that a man is attracted to a woman. But I’m not gay.” Bet you thought you’d never hear those words coming out of Ryan Reynolds’ mouth, eh?
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