Okay, we understand that this is a weird article title. Indeed, it's almost certainly one that you'd never expect to see in your lifetime.

But if Fernando Torres' Chelsea goal drought continues much longer, he may have to start reconsidering his future on the football pitch and start thinking about alternative career paths. Sadly, after some intensive detective work, we think it's pretty safe to rule out a career in acting. This advert, done for his mate's hair salon back in Spain, is pretty much all the proof that we need in order to make that decision. So that's a no to Torres moving into TV work when he finally hangs up his boots, then.

Even if he manages to score in tonight's monumental Champions League showdown, we can still look back on this advert as just a bit of fun... and still laugh at him. A lot.