DROP EVERYTHING. Remember how all those movies told us that one day zombies would take over and we'd all end up as lunch-on-legs? Well FHMers, sadly for all of us who have gotten quite used to this breathing in and out business, that day has finally come.
Unlike 28 Days Later, our very own zombie apocalypse wasn't started by an angry monkey, but by a drug addled bloke who flipped out on a particularly strong batch of acid. Or, at least, that's what they want us to think...
A man, who has now been named as 31-year-old Rudy Eugene, was found on Saturday by police on the side of a busy road in Miami where he was literally eating someone's face off.
A police officer tried to stop the creepy cannibal, but when Eugene continued munching on human flesh the cop was forced to open fire rather than end up as dessert. Eugene was apparently found naked and had eaten 75% of the victim's face before he was shot.
The victim is said to be recovering in hospital and avoiding mirrors lest he give himself a heart attack. But how can we be sure that he isn't munching off a nurse's leg at this very second?
For the sake of humanity, we should all brush up on our zombie survival skills in case we end up in the clutches of the undead.
FHM recommends learning the rules of Zombieland by heart and investing in The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, a frighteningly realistic novel which is made into a film in 2014. If the world hasn't been taken over by the living dead by then, that is...