If you live in Spain and support anyone other than Barcelona or Real Madrid, we salute you.

Unfortunately, that salute is probably small solace during season after season knowing your team has absolutely no chance of being within 30 points of winning the league.

You’re also probably pretty lonely, because most Spanish football fans have upped sticks and followed the sweet tika-taka of success to the Nou Camp or jumped on the 'pass it to Ronaldo' bandwagon headed for Santiago Bernabéu.

Which is why Getafe have plumped for this unique method of acquiring new fans. Our Spanish leaves a lot to be desired, but we’re pretty sure it involves artificial insemination and sexy zombies. Much like our Halloween plans, really.