Spolier alert! Keith Lemon: The Film is everything you expect it to be. There's plenty of laffs, plenty of celeb cameos, plenty of Keith in his undercrackers and plenty of the still-bang-tidy Kelly Brook.

What's that you say? "We love Kelly Brook and Keith Lemon, but we'd prefer to see Kelly in her undercrackers, not Keith, if that's at all possible."

Well, you're in luck dear readers because in the forthcoming issue of FHM you can see exactly that. Head out to your most favouritest newsagent on September 6 to get yours.