Internal monologue with this dude:
"Wow, look at those hot girls being all brazen and sexy.
I definitely want to get involved in that.
I'm all drunk and horny.
Sure, trying to step from one boat to another when you're drunk probably is a bad idea.
But trying to board a boat full of hot girls when you're horny is a bloody excellent idea.
Me and my little can of beer will just head over all suave and graceful.
Ah, I appear to be losing my balance.
Yep, my foot is definitely slipping.
The world seems to have turned on it's side.
And now my boat is getting closer to my face at an alarming rate.
Ouch. That rather hurt my pride and face."