Praise be! The Sunderland Echo brings us the exciting news that Jesus himself has been found alive and well, dwelling within the dilapitated facade of a late-night food establishment.
The amazing discovery was made by pals Ian Ridley and Lawrence Boys. “We were quite drunk," says Ian, "and we went to get something to eat. We were waiting for our meal outside when we saw it.
“It was Jesus - looking right at us. We were shocked and couldn’t believe it. It’s a miracle!”
If we're not mistaken, this particular Jesus has a Superman-style quiff-curl, which raises the very real possibility that this is, in fact, SuperJesus - the most powerful being in all of the galaxy.
All hail SuperJesus, Earth's mighty new overlord!