Ten of the best… comedians

Posted by , 12 January 2011

John Bishop

You just know you should be mates with John Bishop. He is so funny and wise. He wouldn’t try and trample your ego. He’d just tell you great anecdote after great anecdote in his lilting scouse tones. You’d laugh together over a pint of the manliest ale and then go home and spoon and everything would be just lovely.

Best Joke

“We have so many obese children because parents love their kids too much. So we give them fast food because it’s what they like, we won’t even let them walk to school in case somebody snatches them. I’ve got to be honest with you I’ve not spoken to many paedo’s but I don’t think they’re into fat kids you know.”

John Bishop’s latest tour ‘Sunshine’ will run from December to April. You can buy John Bishop tickets at Aloud.com.

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