Valentine's Day is getting nearer and we at FHM have been trying to get more in touch with our sensitive sides. As a result, some of our beards have stopped growing and one of our editors has run off to a yoga retreat. We need a testosterone injection, STAT.

If YOUR balls are slowly withdrawing into your body, stop what you're doing, watch this video and take back your manhood. A Good Day to Die Hard is out Thursday 14 February.