Three guys are comparing their drunkenness from the night before. The first guy says, ‘I was so drunk I don’t even know how I got home… I just woke up in my bed in a pool of sweat.’

‘Oh yeah?’ brags the second guy. ‘I was so wasted I took home a strange woman and was having sex with her when my wife walked in.’

‘That’s nothing,’ says the third guy. ‘I was so pissed I was blowing chunks all night.’ ‘Big deal,’ scoff the other two.

The third guy says, ‘I don’t think you understand – Chunks is the name of my dog.’