Justin Bieber is up to his usual tricks of being a teenage tearaway, and has now (finally) been arrested for driving under the influence of drugs, after creating his own illegal street drag raving crew.
We're well aware of how ridiculous this all sounds but, honestly, sometimes you just can't even make it up.
Whether he's spitting on fans, weeing in mop buckets or pretending he's the new Banksy graffiti king or Vin Diesel in Fast & Furious, Bieber is a bonafide bad-ass these days. It's tragically official.
Here's the secret To Do List we'd like to imagine he's using...
*INTERACTIVE IMAGE - SCROLL OVER WITH YOUR MOUSE TO SEE BIEBER'S PROGRESS*