Justin might have brought our musical guilty pleasures back and made them slightly more acceptable, but how will the Kisstory DJ fare with the world's manliest quiz?
01 What’s the biggest thing you’ve ever set on fire?
I’ve set a whole table on fire at a dinner party. I tried to top up fondue with meths, but it got all over the tablecloth and set the whole thing on fire. One of my mates is a fireman and he wouldn’t do anything about it. He just laughed at me.
02 Have you ever rescued an animal?
Yes, I saw a cat holding down a magpie, playing with it, and I stepped in. I made a combination of ninja noises and flailing of arms.
03 Have you ever thrown a punch and missed?
No, they’ve generally all connected but I haven’t got into fights since I was at school. My usual Kisstory crowd aren’t the fighting type.
04 Have you ever worn a trilby?
I have at a KISS party. I hate fancy dress so, when there’s pressure to, I do the minimum necessary. A hat is usually a good way to do it.
05 Have you ever eaten a raw egg?
No but I have had salmonella poisioning from an egg. It was on a plane back from Bali. I was sick for 13 hours on a flight. I puked all the way back from Singapore to Heathrow and then out of the window of the cab from Heathrow to Shoreditch. I even threw up outside Buckingham Palace on the way through. I’ll probably steer clear of all eggs.
06 Have you ever made growling noises at yourself in the mirror?
No, I don’t think so.
07 Have you ever put your penis through your legs and pretended to be a girl?
I think everyone has at some stage. Obviously, you tend to look like an unkempt 70s lady rather than a lady of 2013. I was by myself.
08 Have you ever thought, however briefly, that you might be Jesus?
No, definitely not. I don’t think I’ve ever got that off my face. For a brief period of time, when the X-Files was big, I did wonder who around me was an alien.
09 Have you ever killed and eaten something, not including a fish?
No but I’ve eaten loads of weird, exotic meat, if that counts?
10 How are you with DIY?
I’ll take on anything when it comes to DIY. I built a house last year. I project-managed the build and I did all the electrics myself. Sure, I make lots of mistakes but I never give up.
11 Have you ever successfully stared someone out?
No, I hate that. I feel really uncomfortable if I can feel someone staring at me aggressively.
12 Have you ever been kept behind at airport security?
Last summer, when I went to Ibiza, I got called back and the security guy asked if he could search my record bag. Instead of searching it, he just swabbed right round my CD wallet. For four years, that CD wallet has been on the floor and on the surfaces of every club from London to Ibiza to New York. It’s not a question of, “Is there something on there?” It’s “Which one will be detected?” Straight away, WOOP WOOP! Cocaine. I explained myself, he searched my bag and trusted my trustworthy face. But I was really worried the latex gloves were going to come out.
13 Have you ever had a poo with someone else in the room?
No, poos are private.
14 Have you shaved a part of your body other than your face?
Yeah, but only a hygiene trim. I’ve injured myself with clippers.
15 Have you ever been banned from anywhere?
No, but my elderly parents got banned from a Beefeaters for criticising a cottage pie.
Despite how seriously blokey some of your answers are, you still only finished a single point above Tom Rosenthal. Drop and give us 200 push-ups!
Justin presents every weekday on KISS FM UK between 9am – 12pm with an hour of Kisstory from 11am.