The American rapper and actor has the swagger, but will it be enough to get him through these 15 questions?

01 What is the biggest thing you’ve ever set fire to?

Probably a big blunt in Amsterdam, it was in my Blueberry Yum Yum video. Long story short, it was six regular blunts put together, making one huge-ass blunt.

02 Have you ever worn a trilby?
Yeah, I think I’ve worn one before. It might have been for a video or a photoshoot or something. Those are some pimp hats, d’yall not think so?

03 Have you ever taken a girl on a date using a discount code or voucher code?

I think I’ve used gift vouchers for the movies or some shit on a date. That would have been a long time ago, though.

04 Do you own any coloured jeans?
Yeah, I do. I have some white jeans because I’ve thrown all-white parties before. As a matter of fact, I just did one for LudaDay Weekend [a day in Atlanta named after him]. It’s one of those things where white is a representation of being so fresh and so damn clean.
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05 Have you ever spent a significant amount of time talking to an animal?

I have a black Belgian malinois, which is in the German shepherd family, and I talk to him a lot. He’s very well trained. All of his commands are in a different language. I can’t tell you what they are, though. Otherwise, people would know what language I talk to my dog in.

06 Have you ever successfully stared somebody out?

Yeah, we used to play that game when I was little. I was good at it, but I’m sure I lost it a couple of times too.

07 Have you ever thrown a punch and missed?
Of course! First time I threw a punch when I was boxing, I missed completely. I got trained up by Floyd Mayweather’s family, though, so it didn’t stay that way for long.

08 Have you ever followed through on a particularly exuberant fart?
Oh, for sure. That’s definitely happened. Not recently, though – back when I was younger.

09 Have you ever made growling noises at yourself in the mirror?
[Laughs] When I was a little kid trying to be The Hulk or some shit like that, perhaps.
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10 Have you ever thought briefly that you might be Jesus?

Yes, I’ve had those moments. You go to church and people say Jesus is really you and Jesus is inside of each and every one of us, that’s when I was like, “You know what, maybe I am Jesus!”

11 How do you behave at barbecues?

You could definitely say that I party and go hard. Anyone that’s been to one of mine will tell you I throw a great barbecue.

12 Have you ever let a girl put makeup on you?
Fuck, no! That’s one of the things that I don’t do. We do movies, so we have a makeup artist to do certain shit, but I’ve never let them put makeup on me. Not even for music videos.

13 Have you ever killed anything and then eaten it?

Er, no I’ve not. Apart from a fish. That would be the only the thing.
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14 Have you ever had a really manly nickname?

I used to be in a group called the Loudmouth Hooligans with four friends when I was in high school. That’s the closest I’ve got to a nickname.
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15 Have you ever put your penis through your legs and pretended to be a girl?

[Laughs] No, but I’ve heard about people doing that shit. I’m very proud of my manhood. There’s no reason to trash that!
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SCORE: 10/15
Just avoiding a single-figure failure there, Ludacris. Still, you drive flash cars around with Vin Diesel and you’ve got your own day, so no complaints here.
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