If you were ever worried about your Dad and his midlife crisis then now is a time to rest easy. He might be buying a convertible Mazda that won't actually accomodate his stomach, but it really could be worse.

Sometimes you do wonder if you closed your eyes and summoned the most ridiculous thought you possibly could it still wouldn't rival some of the phenomenal stuff that comes out of Japan. Choreography - perfect, creepy nursery setting - perfect, matching women's shoes - also bang on the money.