We already knew that Nicolas Cage wasn’t all there. We interviewed him in our November issue and discovered he collects shrunken heads and has a pet octopus. Those were normal things in comparison to the rest of his wanton lunacy. If you missed that issue, we’ve got three things to say to you:

One – what are you playing at?

Two – seriously, what on earth is your excuse?

Three – why not just subscribe for £30 and get a free copy of the awesome Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, meaning you never miss an issue again?

In the meantime, you can watch this video of Nicolas Cage going even more mental.