Ortis Deley, the man who ensured thrifty teenagers weren’t overpaying for Polos in Short Change and who now makes a living getting aroused over posh tellys on The Gadget Show, recently landed himself a new gig presenting athletics on Channel 4.

Like any new job, he was subject to a review after he’d had a chance to show what he could do. In this instance, the barometer of success was Michael Johnson’s facial expression.

In case you hadn’t worked it out, Ortis won’t be presenting athletics on Channel 4 anymore.