We’ve all seen Paul Merson struggling to say words on Soccer Saturday. Remember that time he tried to say ‘momentum’? Oh how we laughed. Well now he’s tried to say some other stuff, and you can probably guess how well that’s gone…

Check out more Merson magic in the July issue of FHM, which is out today!

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