From spectacular DIY to shaving your man parts, how will everybodies favourite Nando lovin' rapper handle the FHM Bloke Test...
What’s the biggest thing you’ve ever set on fire?
I set fire to a moped once. It was with a few other people. The police started to chase us, so we ran away and jumped over a fence.
Have you ever successfully stared someone out?
Yeah, loads of times. I don’t like doing it, but sometimes you just have to. Sometimes you have no choice.
Have you ever had a spectacularly successful session of DIY?
I used to do tiling, and I’m pretty good at it. Maybe after I retire I’ll just go around tiling bathrooms for my fans.
Have you ever thrown a punch and missed?
No. I threw a lot of punches whilst I was at university, between the ages of 18 and 22. That was the age that I started to stand up for myself. I wouldn’t recommend punching anyone now, though.
What was the last film you cried to?
‘12 Years a Slave’, when that girl was getting whipped. I thought, ‘This is fucking dark’. I didn’t like that at all.
Have you ever worn a trilby?
No, I’m not a cunt.
Have you ever twerked?
No. Again, I’m not a cunt.
Have you ever eaten a raw egg, Rocky-style?
I’ve had three in a pint glass. That was part of a crazy week. Afterwards I just thought, ‘what the fuck am I doing?’
Have you ever shaved any part of your body other than your face?
I shaved my balls once. A lot of people talk about how it’s a good thing to do, but it was just so itchy. I thought ‘fuck this’. What girl has ever said ‘I want you to shave your balls’ anyway?
Have you ever fraped or been fraped by someone?
All the time. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram. I’ve done it to all the guys that come on tour, especially my bass player.
What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever drunk beer from?
I drank beer out of a wellington boot once. It tasted like feet, unsurprisingly.
Have you ever tucked your penis between your legs and pretended to be a girl?
100%, of course. I mean, not loads of times. I sounded a bit too confident then, didn’t I? Every guy has done it.