From spectacular DIY to shaving your man parts, how will everybodies favourite Nando lovin' rapper handle the FHM Bloke Test...


What’s the biggest thing you’ve ever set on fire?
I set fire to a moped once. It was with a few other people. The police started to chase us, so we ran away and jumped over a fence.

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Have you ever successfully stared someone out?
Yeah, loads of times. I don’t like doing it, but sometimes you just have to. Sometimes you have no choice.

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Have you ever had a spectacularly successful session of DIY?
I used to do tiling, and I’m pretty good at it. Maybe after I retire I’ll just go around tiling bathrooms for my fans.

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Have you ever thrown a punch and missed?
No. I threw a lot of punches whilst I was at university, between the ages of 18 and 22. That was the age that I started to stand up for myself. I wouldn’t recommend punching anyone now, though.

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What was the last film you cried to?
‘12 Years a Slave’, when that girl was getting whipped. I thought, ‘This is fucking dark’. I didn’t like that at all.

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Have you ever worn a trilby?
No, I’m not a cunt.

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Have you ever twerked?
No. Again, I’m not a cunt.

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Have you ever eaten a raw egg, Rocky-style?
I’ve had three in a pint glass. That was part of a crazy week. Afterwards I just thought, ‘what the fuck am I doing?’

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Have you ever shaved any part of your body other than your face?
I shaved my balls once. A lot of people talk about how it’s a good thing to do, but it was just so itchy. I thought ‘fuck this’. What girl has ever said ‘I want you to shave your balls’ anyway?

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Have you ever fraped or been fraped by someone?
All the time. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram. I’ve done it to all the guys that come on tour, especially my bass player.

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What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever drunk beer from?
I drank beer out of a wellington boot once. It tasted like feet, unsurprisingly.

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Have you ever tucked your penis between your legs and pretended to be a girl?
100%, of course. I mean, not loads of times. I sounded a bit too confident then, didn’t I? Every guy has done it.

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