Paris Hilton has released a new music video. This may come as shock to you, given her previously disastrous musical (and video) endeavours, but she's gone and done it. Because she's Paris Hilton and she does whatever the hell she wants.
Come Alive is an auto-tuned dancey number that is actually annoyingly catchy, probably due to the bonkers video she's made for it.
Here's everything that went through our heads when we watched it the first time...
Was the whole video shot using Instagram's sunrise filter?
Has Paris Hilton actually just nicked the entire concept for Rihanna’s Only Girl In The World video with a slightly more flowery swing?
Are the flowers also Rihanna references or Georgia O’Keeffe references?
Or as Jesse Pinkman would put it…
Is that a candy floss chair? Where do you even get that much candyfloss?
Also...someone get Katy Perry on the line...
Why and where did this unicorn come from? Also, is it actually acceptable to stick a papier mache horn on a horse's head and give it KE$HA-style hair highlights?
Is this the worst CGI rainbow ever committed to camera?
Victoria’s Secret Alert!
During one of the bright flashes this appears on the screen for a millisecond. IS this an editing mistake or a subliminal advertisement for Paris’ next perfume range?
Looks a bit like a spray bottle to us...
Sexiest starfishes we’ve ever seen.
Our mum told us never to match silver and gold. Is this no longer true?
YOU CAN SEE THE STEEL RIGGING HOLDING UP THE FAKE MOON.
Where the hell did that fringe just come from?
The unicorn is definitely a boy.
Is Paris Hilton’s heart exploding?
Is this the swaggiest record label ever?