We’re all fully aware that a slow loris loves being tickled, but that’s a fat lot of use when it’s raining. All the tickling in the world can’t prevent precipitation. In that instance, what you need, if you’re a slow loris, far more than being tickled, is a little umbrella. Which, luckily, is exactly what this slow loris has got. Except some DICK keeps taking it away from him/her/whatever.

Life can be so cruel, sometimes.