Ronaldinho might be a bit unfit, lazy and undisciplined, but he still pretty much rocks at football. If we were short of a man for 5-a-side, Ronny would be quite high on our list of ringers to call. This man, however, would probably not.

"Did it hit him in the face? Did it hit him in the face?"

Yes. Yes it did.

Here's Ronny just casually being awesome at the weekend: