It goes without saying that in life you just can't go around biting people. It's bad manners and it's creepy. If we learned anything from being made to sit through the Twilight series, it's that nothing good ever comes of it.
Why, then, that Suárez seems to do it on a startlingly regular basis we have no idea. Especially when you're on bloody camera in front of the entire world.
But, as the internet was was quick to point out, it's pretty damn funny, if not a bit unsportly.
Here's the bitey moment where Suárez get's a taste for Giorgio Chiellini-meat..
And here he is getting stuck into Branislav Ivanovic last year.
Classic Suárez, ey?
And because the internet is awesome, here's some more bitey Suárez brilliance...
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