Whether you love it or hate it, Valentine's Day is approaching fast like a cheetah on the horizon. We want to know whether the readers of FHM give a damn about the most romantic day of the year (after the less-well-known St Lovely's Day, celebrated on 26 July) and we need you to help us out on that front. So read the survey, fill out the answers, and get ready to be part of the most comprehensive collection of Valentine's data EVER.

 
1 By “ever” we mean “put together by us, today”