We know you're a bunch of hilarious mother funkers and we want to know all about your crackpot lives. We have pilfered this incredible photo from the interweb to illustrate just how great true story pictures can get.

This is a pic we nicked from link sharing site Reddit. This guy was in his first week at a new job in a hardware store. He was stacking shelves in the stock room and generally dicking about with the ladder when realised he was very much stuck in it. Cue his boss, a whole fire brigade and a very big saw. He was fired from this job the next day.

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