There’ve been some troubling headlines in the papers this week about the UK economy and the Euro crisis, and plenty of words like "crisis", "meltdown", "plunge", "disaster" and "financial armaggedon" being bandied about by serious-looking people with lots of initials before and after their names.

They stopped short of “saying we’re all completely fucked, can the last one to leave turn out the lights”, but there’s definitely time for that in the coming weeks.

So who can save us now? Rapping crooner Plan B maybe? Well, according to the IMF (the International Monetary Fund) he’s the man for the job. That's according to this completely official, 100% real, definitely not made-up Times front page anyway...

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