Sir Alex Ferguson has gone and done a book. An autobiography that sees him reflecting on his legendary life with typical Scottish wit and ranting about pretty much everything.
If there was one Highlander that would impale you on his bagpipes for crossing him, it's definitely ol'Fergie. Or Malcolm Tucker from The Thick of It.
We dug out some their best lines. Can you guess who said what?
*Hover your mouse over the quotes below to reveal the answer*
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Words by Emily Felton, who's awesome. Follow her on Twitter, yeah?