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The Italian plumber pees in public and goes on the rampage too
And calls Australian captain Ricky Ponting "cantankerous"
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These kids will grow up to be serial killers. FACT
You heard right. To pursue her acting career. What career?
Girl ones! With lovely hair and stuff!
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