girl-red-sex-toys-thumbNobody ever learnt anything without asking questions so, with that in mind, we spoke to a load of girls to compile this cheeky little list of sexy tips.

Here’s to some good lovin’, folks.

01 Catholic girls are always naughtier

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02 …and so are posh girls

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03 Doing it somewhere public makes it 30% better

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04 Girls don’t dig teabagging

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05 The best album to put on is “Dirty Mind” by Prince. Scientific fact.

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06 Massages are meh…

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07 Sex in a loving relationship is great

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08 Always turn the telly off

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09 Hair pulling is usually fine, if it’s not like this…

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10 Threesomes aren’t actually that amazing at the time

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