Let's not beat about the bush: Celebrity Big Brother is a right old load of shite. Aside from the odd magic moment - like a feline George Galloway licking milk from a saucer - it's mostly pretty awful telly.

There have, however, been a couple of notable exceptions, Miss Lacey Banghard (real name) being one of them.

Check out our amazing shoot with Lacey in the gallery above to see why she's officially the hottest girl to ever sit in the massive Big Brother chair. Or pretty much any chair for that matter.

Pick up the latest FHM to read our full interview with Lacey, where she talks video games, parrots and her upcoming range of condoms, working slogan: "Banghard, bang safe..."