Posted by
David Clack,
462 days ago

theorising

#0

Theo Walcott's girl is a hat-trick inspiring hottie

In most jobs, junior workers can expect to reap the mouse’s share of the perks. Crap parking spaces. Chairs that cause irreparable curvature of the spine. That sort of thing. Not so in Premier League football, where pre-GCSE ‘wonderkids’ can surpass lifelong grafters with a single flick of their boots. Case in point? Arsenal striker Theo Walcott, who, despite the inability to grow a proper beard, most probably earns more money, goes to nicer restaurants and drives a better car than you.

His girlfriend’s hotter, too, as you’ll discover by allowing your gaze to drift a few millimetres south. These pictures are from the June edition of FHM - pick up a copy to read an extended interview with Theo's fun-sized blonde.

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PearlNatasha Comment posted 27 days ago

haha no i know what my bf gets up to

Steffii Lancaste Comment posted 31 days ago

:)

reg126 Comment posted 57 days ago

NOT TOO BAD but after doing it a couple of times it wont get many carry on with it

wirral_guy Comment posted 60 days ago

So, how does this work then? Is the order arbitrary????

tonymc12 Comment posted 62 days ago

no bad






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