Alessandra Ambrosio: just one vowel away from being the ultimate spokeswoman for Devon’s favourite custard. Instead, her career’s taken her on a different path, as one of Victoria’s Secret’s most elite models. It’s no tragedy; Ambrosio’s shoots are forever welcome on the pages of FHM.com. But we’ll admit that there’s just a tinge of regret that the unlikeliest of marriages was scuppered by the governing principles of the Brazilian lexicon. Imagine all of the above and below, but with the Ambrosio’s upper lip smothered in a beautiful custard moustache. It’s never going to happen, is it?