America, there’s a magazine called Star. It’s cover story for the August 9 2010 issue is about some pictures of Angelina Jolie that are about to appear in a biography of the actress written by Andrew Morton that will supposedly tear Jolie’s relationship with Brad Pitt apart. EXCITING. Here is the cover:

Of course, it’s all bollocks. The photos are pretty good, especially the ones that feature a naked Angelina Jolie with a black cross made out of gaffer tape covering her nipple, but we don’t reckon Brad Pitt will give a damn. Mainly because it was ages ago. And also because he’s Brad Pitt. WAIT! Let's ask him.

FHM: "Hi Brad. Are you annoyed?"

Brad: "What?"

See? He's fine. Look:

Look:

And look:

Silly America.

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