Avianova is a low-cost airline based in Moscow that has decided to make good use of various fantasies that men have based around aeroplanes. These include: 1/ Having sex with an air hostess in a private area of an aeroplane, for example the toilet. 2/ Having sex with a stranger in a private area of an aeroplane, for example the toilet. 3/ Having sex with your wife or girlfriend in a private area of an aeroplane, for example the toilet. 4/ Being able to eat all the free food in the world, wash it down with all the free booze in the world before watching the best film in the world, playing the best built-in computer game and having the best sleep in the world followed by an amzing breakfast that doesn’t just include a sweaty omelettes and some mushrooms that taste like eyeballs.
But aeroplane toilet sex is definitely overrated because aeroplane toilets always tiny, smell of dirty hospitals and have flushes that sound like inverted flamethrowers. Accidentally hitting the flush button in the throws of passion is the kind of disaster that could end in a cock being accidentally lopped off. Or worse: being covered in that weird gooey stuff they give you to wash your hands with.
Still, good advert eh? If by ‘good’ we mean ‘it won’t make us use Avianova airways, but it sure is fun to look at for thirty six seconds or so’, which we do.