Some of the people who work at the Advertising Standards Authority are clearly bitter bastards who want to stop people who don’t like watching adverts about ‘cars’ and ‘driving’ and ‘cereal’ and ‘milk’ having fun. Presumably that’s why they banned they banned these two Diesel ads, and therefore guaranteeing that people give way more of a shit about them than they would’ve done if they’d just been tucked away on page 76 of the new issue of Vice magazine. In case you’re unclear about what’s going on, one of the adverts (ABOVE) shows a woman taking a photo of her own genitalia while a lion prowls behind her looking all excited about eating her, and the other advert (BELOW) shows a woman getting her whaps out in front of a security camera.

BLOODY HELL! CALL THE POLICE! THIS IS THE END! MY ONLY FRIEND! THE END!