Sienna Miller, the English rose and star of G.I. Joe has been big pimping on holiday with Jude ‘smug face’ Law. The couple were snapped on boat that we have determined from the grainy shots is not the Dover to Calais Seacat. They’re clearly having a brilliant time and why not, they are brilliant. Genetically, financially and creatively superior to pretty much everyone, so go on Sienna and Jude fill your freaking boots.
The couple cavorted, kissed and swam as they took time out from their busy schedules of being bloody brilliant to take a well earned break in the exclusive holiday resort of ‘Yes everything’s going really well actually, I think I will have another cocktail that’s served in half a pineapple’.
Here are two quotes that perfectly sum up the pros and cons of Sienna Miller.
Pros: “I went to an all-girls boarding school for most of my youth. We used to do stupid, fun girly things like pull tights over our faces and streak through the lacrosse pitch. And once I snogged the gardener.”
Cons: “I've got this group of friends that are quite bohemian - we get drunk, get the poetry books out and read. It sounds so pretentious, but it's one of my favourite things.” So a super fun privately educated and successful actress is good. Sitting around with a load of lantern jawed yahoo’s reading Voltaire is not. Undecided? Here's some pictures to help you, ha, 'help you' that's what she said! ZING!