Here’s a trailer for a film called The Box. It stars Cameron Diaz and James Marsden, is directed by the bloke who directed Donnie Darko (Richard Kelly), is out on December 4 and is 115 minutes long. Time is important. It looks eerie. And also: thrilling. But that’s what they want you to think.

WATCH THE TRAILER.

DIGEST IT.

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In Cameron Diaz’s character’s situation, we’d push the button immediately and invent a game to see how long it would take us to eat all the McDonald’s double cheeseburgers we could buy for the £1 million. Hell. Yeah. Show us the beef. Take your concept of guilt elsewhere. We reckon we could do it in a week.

Bonus Cameron Diaz material:

1/ Cameron Diaz covergirl profile
2/ Cameron Diaz 100 Sexiest Hall of Fame profile