Though Hancock has been getting 'mixed' (read: often quite bad) reviews, FHM isn't so easily swayed. The film could turn out to be entirely shite; the world's worst superhero movie; convoluted, muddled and incomprehensible – whatever – and we just wouldn’t care. Will Smith could shit in our air conditioning unit and we wouldn’t bat an eyelid. The reason? Charlize Theron. Charlize “jaw-droppingly stunning” Theron. It’s time to open your eyes.