UPDATE (Thursday July 29): Charlotte Thomson is in the final 60 of Miss England, having fought off 19,940 other candidates. The final is on September 1, and to give herself a damn good chance of winning Chartlotte has decided to try and raise loads of money for the Variety Club children's charity. Here is her fundraising page: www.justgiving.com/charlottethomson BE GENEROUS. 

NEWS: Charlotte Thomson recently won Miss Portsmouth and is now, therefore, in the running to become this year’s Miss England. RECAP: You will remember, of course, that Charlotte Thomson is the lady who won FHM’s High Street Honeys 2009 competition. Here is a video of her in pants:


And here’s the 22-year-old proving her credentials as a ‘bloody good laugh’ in FHM’s inexplicably shit attempt at making a Doritos advert:


We can only apologise. BUT ANYWAY: this is what Charlotte Thomson looked like on her way to winning Miss Portsmouth 2010:

And here are some pictures of Charlotte Thomson that look like they're from a racy edition of a Boden catalogue:

BUT THE MAIN POINT IS: go to the Miss England website and give Charlotte Thomson a whole load of support because she’s nice and that’s basically all that matters in life. Here is a page dedicated to her on the Miss England website. Here is a page dedicated to her on the FHM website. Here is a picture that has been Photoshopped to make it look like The Queen has just ignored an Asian child.